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 Messing With Jessie

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PostSubject: Messing With Jessie   Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:10 pm

So the following is a chat log of my .ExE talking to Jessie. The (Text in here) are my thoughts or comments. The whole thing is for jokes i am not serious. Lets see how many actually read the forums and case enough to read this whole thing.

ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: Sex is a sensation caused by temptation to feel the penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration? We need a next generation.


apoC| .ExE:Hey so i read that message about how we need make a baby to save the human race. After a while of thinking about i have to save the human race... so lets save humanity
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: yeah too bad your too far away
apoC| .ExE: ill go walking
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: lolol
apoC| .ExE: look
apoC| .ExE: i have 1.5 months of vacation
apoC| .ExE: i think i can make it
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: lmao
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: suree
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: Razz
apoC| .ExE: ok so ur in like chicago if i remember
apoC| .ExE: or maybe that was someone else
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: look at my steam id
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: duhh
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: Razz
apoC| .ExE: ...
apoC| .ExE: whyyy
apoC| .ExE: lol
apoC| .ExE: u could just say
apoC| .ExE: Very Happy
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: nope
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: Smile
apoC| .ExE: ur cool
apoC| .ExE: lol
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: ik
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: ty
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: Razz
apoC| .ExE: how about now?
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: es
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: woopz
apoC| .ExE: u said es
apoC| .ExE: thats close to yes
apoC| .ExE: :DD
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: what chu mean
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: how abotu nao
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: o.o
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: im lost
apoC| .ExE: where u live lol
apoC| .ExE: i didnt want to go check
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: wow
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: your lazy
apoC| .ExE: no
apoC| .ExE: just intelligent Very Happy
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: http://steamcommunity.com/id/RaWrOmgGummyBears/
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: click
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: and look
apoC| .ExE: lol
apoC| .ExE: i could do that
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: and be sure not to look at pic
apoC| .ExE: u can just say where
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: your eyes will burn
apoC| .ExE: lol
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: or i can copy n paste
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: Zion, Illinois, United States
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: yay
apoC| .ExE: se i was close
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: im like
apoC| .ExE: and im sure u dont look that bad in the pic
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: 45mins-a hour away from chicago
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: yeahh i do
apoC| .ExE: lol
apoC| .ExE: my eyes will burn
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: yup
apoC| .ExE: thats like asking someone to look at it
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: lmfao
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: it is
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: too
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: xD
apoC| .ExE: ill look at it before i leave
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: your eyes will burn im telling you
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: you dont wanna look
apoC| .ExE: ok well before i leave for illinois ill look
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: haha
apoC| .ExE: no im serious
apoC| .ExE: leaving at midnight
apoC| .ExE: 15mins
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: i swear if you end up at my house i will beat the shit outta you xD
apoC| .ExE: but u still need to show me how we are going to continue the human race
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: omg
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: Razz
apoC| .ExE: after that u can do it
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: LOL i love fuzzay
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: Fuzzlets (2): ima piss in his greenbeans yo
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: LOL
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: wtf
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: xD
apoC| .ExE: is it ok?
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: huhh
apoC| .ExE: if i go over there
apoC| .ExE: ur parents wont kill u or anything
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: yeah they totally wuldnt kill me theyd kill you
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: lolol
apoC| .ExE: well
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: then
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: theyd kil me
apoC| .ExE: ill think of something on the drive there
apoC| .ExE: like im tutoring you or someting like that idk
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: how old is yew neways?
apoC| .ExE: more than 1 less than 40
apoC| .ExE: 16
apoC| .ExE: narrowed
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: ooo
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: took me a while to figure that out
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: xD
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: what yo usaid
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: haha
apoC| .ExE: lol
apoC| .ExE: so let me go google maps this zion illinois
apoC| .ExE: this isnt some like massive city is it?
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: nope
apoC| .ExE: k
apoC| .ExE: well ill probably be there at around noon tomorrow
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: omg lol
apoC| .ExE: but lets just say around 3pm
apoC| .ExE: look
apoC| .ExE: im saving the human race here
apoC| .ExE: u told me that we needed to
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: i so totally told you that xD
(i knew i was right)
apoC| .ExE: ill show u send that message again
(At this Point in time she thinks im going to her house tomorrow at around noon it takes like 15 hrs driving
she is not wanting to give the letter that says we have to save humanity by making a baby lol.)
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: Surprised
apoC| .ExE: you know where it is
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: yes
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: i have it saved
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: on my ipod
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: xD
apoC| .ExE: lol
apoC| .ExE: so.. you should type it here
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: takes toooo longgg

apoC| .ExE: just do it lol
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: nuuu
apoC| .ExE: omg
apoC| .ExE: u did it once
apoC| .ExE: u got a mic?
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: exactly
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: once
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: nope
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: Sad
apoC| .ExE: ..
apoC| .ExE: just type it lol
apoC| .ExE: por favor?
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: nooooo
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: nuuu
apoC| .ExE: s'il vous plait
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: o.o
apoC| .ExE: thats 2 languages
apoC| .ExE: im running out
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: both mean please
apoC| .ExE: yea
(Google was used for the next line)
apoC| .ExE: POZHALUISTA or UMOLYAYU
apoC| .ExE: happy in russian too
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: o.o
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: or my language
apoC| .ExE: please
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: esaelp
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: xD
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: Smile
apoC| .ExE: oh
apoC| .ExE: ...
apoC| .ExE: its backwards
apoC| .ExE: just do it lol
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: nono
apoC| .ExE: its not that long
apoC| .ExE: as in typing lenth
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: grrr
apoC| .ExE: Very Happy
apoC| .ExE: ur typing it yay (shes not)
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: no im not
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: lmfao
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: xD
apoC| .ExE: dont u still have the msg up
apoC| .ExE: scroll up and look for it
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: i am gunan type the message ( Finally)
apoC| .ExE: i see
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: lolol
apoC| .ExE: Very Happy
apoC| .ExE: u are
apoC| .ExE: awesome
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: mhm
apoC| .ExE: wait when?
apoC| .ExE: bc u could be like in a couple of years
apoC| .ExE: dont do that
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: Sex is a sensation caused by temptation to feel the penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration? We need a next generation.
apoC| .ExE: was it really that long
apoC| .ExE: it does say we need to save the human race
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: no it doesnt
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: xD
apoC| .ExE: lies
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: oo
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: increase the population
apoC| .ExE: well either it was that or ur asking for it with that last line
apoC| .ExE: is it publishable?
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: huh
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: o.o
apoC| .ExE: the whole thing
apoC| .ExE: the rhymeing thing
apoC| .ExE: could someone post that on the forums
apoC| .ExE: lol i thought it was funny
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: i will
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: lol
apoC| .ExE: make some apoc ppl laugh
apoC| .ExE: YES
apoC| .ExE: lol
apoC| .ExE: no i can get sued
apoC| .ExE: now*
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: lmao

(I pasted the message into chat)
apoC| .ExE: lol
apoC| .ExE: thats the whole thing
apoC| .ExE: oh
apoC| .ExE: btw i still need the address if we are saving the population
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: omg
apoC| .ExE: unless ur wanting to kill a whole race over a baby
ѕρє¢ιαl є∂ נєѕѕιe: lol
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PostSubject: Re: Messing With Jessie   Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:36 am

lolololololololololol online flirting lololololololol
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PostSubject: Re: Messing With Jessie   Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:02 pm

this this convo is fucked up on so many levels
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PostSubject: Re: Messing With Jessie   Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:59 pm

I think its hilarious
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